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Simplifying Life’s Beautiful Bitchiness... one system, one sip, one breath at a time.

Hi, I'm MIchelle!

Empowering overwhelmed women to reclaim their time, energy, and peace of mind through simple, flexible life systems—with humor, heart, and zero BS.

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📇 Tools that Help

The free SLBB Rolodex is your calm-chaos cheat sheet — a curated directory of tools, systems, and brands that make life easier when life’s being a beautiful bitch.

SLBB Rolodex

🌿 Reset with Me

Ever wish you could hit pause on life just long enough to catch your breath without having to hop on a Zoom call or schedule another damn meeting? That’s exactly why I built the Calm Reset Menu — three ways to get support without the stress.

Calm Reset Menu

🧶 Shop the Cozy Things

From bite-size systems to crochet comfort creatures — Power-Up Planner, Bare Minimum System, Joy Pockets, Gremlins, Beans, and more. Practical calm. Cozy joy.

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From the Journal:

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What’s the Difference Between a Micro Reset and a Big Reset?

When life starts lifin’, it’s tempting to hit the big reset button—but sometimes that just makes things worse. In this Journal entry, I share the tiny shifts that kept me afloat during flare weeks and messy seasons. Micro resets aren’t about productivity; they’re about calm, clarity, and giving yourself breathing room when everything feels heavy.

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The Myth of "Bouncing Back", and Why I’m Choosing to Restore, Not Rush

You don’t have to bounce back just because the world expects it. In this story, I’m sharing why I stopped rushing recovery—and how I’m choosing to restore instead. This isn’t about perfection. It’s about honoring your energy and building systems that hug you back.

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How I Discovered Life Systems (and Why They Changed Everything)

From chaos to calm—here’s how Life Systems helped me take control of my life again (and how they can help you too).

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You’ll get cozy life notes from me: stories, Q&As, mindset resets, and my favorite tools from The Simplifying Life's Beautiful Bitchiness Rolodex that help simplify everyday life (without the burnout or the BS).